Estafes internàutiques

El meu amic Pere va posar un anunci per vendre el cotxe i va rebre aquesta reposta surrealista. Ho sento pels que no sabeu anglès: era massa llarga per traduïr-la. No té pèrdua!

Hello,
I have received your mail of the price of your car and i am ok with the
price. I will surely buy the car but I have a confidential proposal for you.
Before proceeding, let me introduce myself to you, I am CAPTAIN JACK BAWER
with the United Nations troop in Iraq,on war against terrorism. Based on the
United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from
Iraq come this year,I have been deployed to come and work in your country’s
military base soonest. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted
states,mostly the United states and the European Union on the war against
terrorism. So I will surely need it and that is why I contacted you.
Furthermore, I believe you will maintain the trust and confidence of what i
am about to reveal to you. I have in my possession the sum of USD10.2million
which was recovered from one of our raids on terrorists here in Iraq because
they keep most of their money at home for evil activities which they
normally get through illegal deals on crude oil. Based on the suffering we
undergo here some of us do meet such luck. It happened that I went for this
raid with the men in my unit and I decided to take it as my share for my
stress here in this evil land filled with suicide bombers. I deposited this
money with a RED CROSS Agent informing him that we are making contact for
the real owner of the money. It is under my power to approve whoever comes
forth for this money. I wish to use this money for charity purposes in
Turkey,where we have about 3 million Iraqi refugees and Sudan where we have
currently the highest numbers of refugees displaced as a result of war.
You need to visit such places.I want to invest the money on stock fish from
Norway to this refugees because base on my experience on battle ground in
this places,they lack a lot of fish and meat to add to their meager and
unpalatable meals which they get in little quantity just to keep them living
until God knows when the problem ends. Instead of allowing this terrorists
to get the money and spend it on purchasing arms illegally from Russia and
North Korea it is better channeled to saving the world. I cannot move this
money to the United states because I will be in Europe for about 3years,so I
need someone I could deal with on trust and that is why i contacted you. If
you accept, I will put you forward as the beneficiary of the funds and
transfer the money to you in Europe because as a uniformed person and I
cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the
beneficiary.
I am an American and an intelligence officer and I have a 100% authentic
means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just
need your acceptance and all is done.i have the logistics for that so you
have nothing to worry. Please if you are interested in this transaction then
I will give you the complete details you need for us to carry out this
transaction successfully as all you need is to follow my instructions and
directives. I decided to find someone that is real who i can trust and that
is why I went to a secured car site to contact you on trust believing we can
work together. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only
communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured
so nobody can monitor our emails,then I can explain in details to you. I
will only be able reach you through email,because our calls might be
monitored,I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.
If you are interested, then let me know so we can proceed as time is very
important to me. I am doing this on trust,you should understand that as a
trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad
type, but I pray you are not. This money is my life and i am willing to give
you 30% of the total sum when the money arrives under your safe custody. I
wait for your response so we can proceed immediately. In less than 10days
the money should be in your safe custody, then i will come over to meet you
when we are out of the military base.
Regards,
captain jack bawer

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2 respostes a Estafes internàutiques

  1. rginer diu:

    He començat a llegir i vols que et digui la veritat ? A mig text, he plegat. Una broma, un boig, un d’aquests apunts que aparèixen ( cada vegada més sovint ) per la xarxa, i val més fer un ‘delete’ o ‘junk’ immediatament.
    Però, ja va bé que algú vagi informant d’aquests ‘virus’ … és un dels insectes perversius de la teranyina 

  2. Eduard diu:

    Quan he arribat a la part del peix de Noruega he decidit que és més aviat un catxondo mental que no pas un estafador.

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