MICKY MOUSE’S LIMERICK

HI HAVIA UN MOUSE DE NOM MICKY

QUE LI AGRADAVA LA GENT FRICKY

COM  UN AUTENTIC MOUSE

LI ENCANTAVA BALLAR EL HOUSE

AQUEST ORELLUT MOUSE DE NOM MICKY

 

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TRUMP’S LIMERICK

THERE WAS A GENTLEMAN CALLED TRUMP

JUST THE OPPOSITE OF FORREST GUMP

HIS FINGER THUMB HAD TWITTER ADDICTION

FOR TRYING AGAIN TO MAKE GREAT A NATION

THIS FAKENEWS GENTLEMAN CALLED TRUMP

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LIMERICK DEL FALCO

HI HAVIA UN FALCO DE LA SAGRADA FAMILIA

VOLADOR INCANSABLE DE LA VIGILIA

COM ELS PELEGRINS BUSCA CAMINS

PER TROBAR ENTRE ELLS ELS DIVINS

AQUEST MULTIOPTIC FALCO DE LA SAGRADA FAMILIA

 

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STEPHEN HAWKING’ S LIMERICK

THERE WAS A HAWK IN THE SKY

HE WAS ALWAYS COMPLETELY DRY

HE WOULD PRACTISE TOWEL FLYING

HE WOULD  HONOUR STEPHEN WHEN HAWKING

THIS DIVINE HAWK IN THE SKY

 

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HORNY DAY LIMERICK

THERE WAS A DAY IN THE CALENDAR

THAT BECAME HORNY IN NOVEMBER

HE COULD PLAY HIS HORN,

JUST AFTER HE WAS BORN

THIS SHARPY DAY IN THE CALENDAR

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LIMERICK DEL DIA BANYUT

HI HAVIA UN DIA DEL CALENDARI

QUE TOCAVA EL CORN A DIARI

NO HI PENSEM MALAMENTT, NO ES CORNUT

NI TAMPOC DEL MAGI, ESTA FOTUT

AQUEST MELOMAN DIA DEL CALENDARI 

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LIMERICK DE LA DEMOCRACIA

EL REI DE LA TERRA DE CONILLS,

ODIA, DE LA DEMOCRACIA, ELS FILLS.

ELS CONILLS ESDEVENEN CIUTADANS

I DEMANEN VOTAR AMB LES MANS

AQUEST PROSTATIC REI DE LA TERRA DE CONILLS

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THE KING IS DYING. IONESCO LIMERICK

THERE IS A RABBITISH KING

LIKE IONESCO’S KING, HE IS DYING.

THIS KING ONLY KNOWS TO COMMAND

HE ONLY KNOWS MONEY TO DEMAND

THIS PROSTATIC RABBITISH KING

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EL LIMERICK DEL PARDALET

HI HA UN PARDALET DEL BARRI

QUE PIULA SENSE FER XIVARRI

SALTIRONS I PIULADISSA

ALEGRIA ENCOMANADISSA

AQUEST FILHARMONIC PARDALET DEL BARRI

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LADY GAGA LIMERICK

THERE IS A LADY CALLED GAGA

THAT HONORS THE ARTIST SAGA

TODAY IS HER BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY

FRIENDLY  STARS CELEBRATE IT AWAY

THIS EXPRESSIVE  LADY CALLED GAGA

 

 

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