HORNY DAY LIMERICK
THERE WAS A DAY IN THE CALENDAR
THAT BECAME HORNY IN NOVEMBER
HE COULD PLAY HIS HORN,
JUST AFTER HE WAS BORN
THIS SHARPY DAY IN THE CALENDAR
THERE WAS A DAY IN THE CALENDAR
THAT BECAME HORNY IN NOVEMBER
HE COULD PLAY HIS HORN,
JUST AFTER HE WAS BORN
THIS SHARPY DAY IN THE CALENDAR
QUE TOCAVA EL CORN A DIARI
NO HI PENSEM MALAMENTT, NO ES CORNUT
NI TAMPOC DEL MAGI, ESTA FOTUT
AQUEST MELOMAN DIA DEL CALENDARI
EL REI DE LA TERRA DE CONILLS,
ODIA, DE LA DEMOCRACIA, ELS FILLS.
ELS CONILLS ESDEVENEN CIUTADANS
I DEMANEN VOTAR AMB LES MANS
AQUEST PROSTATIC REI DE LA TERRA DE CONILLS
THERE IS A RABBITISH KING
LIKE IONESCO’S KING, HE IS DYING.
THIS KING ONLY KNOWS TO COMMAND
HE ONLY KNOWS MONEY TO DEMAND
THIS PROSTATIC RABBITISH KING
HI HA UN PARDALET DEL BARRI
SALTIRONS I PIULADISSA
ALEGRIA ENCOMANADISSA
AQUEST FILHARMONIC PARDALET DEL BARRI
THAT HONORS THE ARTIST SAGA
TODAY IS HER BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY
FRIENDLY STARS CELEBRATE IT AWAY
THIS EXPRESSIVE LADY CALLED GAGA
NO US STUDENT DESERVES DEATH BY RIFLE
NOWHERE IT IS WRITTEN NEITHER IN THE BIBLE
MARCH FOR OUR LIVES HEART IS BEATING
AGAINST SO MANY MURDER REPEATING
HI HA UN LLOP CUALLARG AL BOSC
SOMIA SER UN POP QUAN ES FA FOSC.
ADMIRA EL SEU MULTI TENTACLE
I MAI NO ES PERD L’ESPECTACLE.
AQUEST ESNOB LLOP CUALLARG DEL BOSC
THERE IS A DRAGON NEAR ABERDEEN
THAT IS ONLY SIXTEEN
IT DREAMS TO BE OCTOPUS BROTHER
AND SON OF EARTH MOTHER
THIS SMART DRAGON NEAR ABERDEEN
THERE IS A BEAR IN NATURE
THAT IS SELF-TAUGHT CREATURE
SHE ALWAYS WEARS NATURE FASHION
HER CUTLERY IS WORTH AN EXHIBITION
HI HA UN GRAN OS AL PIRINEU
DE LA PRIMAVERA EN SENT LA VEU
ACABAT L’HIBERNAT, EL NOSTRE OS,
SURT A LA LLUM, PER FER UN MOS
AQUEST PRIMAVERAT GRAN OS DEL PIRINEU
HI UNA DICTADURA A EUROPA
QUE D’ODI, TE PLENA LA COPA
NO TE DE NACIO NOM
AIXO LI PESA COM UN PLOM
AQUESTA CONILLENCA DICTADURA A EUROPA
THERE IS A DICTATORSHIP IN EUROPE
TO KNOW MORE, ASK THE POPE
IT HAS HISTORICALLY BAD FAME
IT DOESN’T RESPECT RIGHT’S NAME
THIS RABBITISH DICTATORSHIP IN EUROPE
HI HA UNA ABELLA DE BARCELONA
QUE REBUTJA LA HUMANA POLTRONA
ES UNA DIGNA REINA ABELLA
AQUESTA AMANTISSIMA ABELLA DE BARCELONA
THERE IS A QUEEN BEE IN THE CITY
FOR NATURE, SHE FEELS PITY
SHE DOESN’T WANT HER HONEY
TO BE UNDER THE POWER OF MONEY
THIS MEGARELIABLE BEE IN THE CITY