mrphrasalverb

WHERE DO COWS GO ON DATES?

…MOOOOVIES

WHY DID THE MAN THROW A CLOCK OUT OF THE WINDOW?

…HE WANTED TIME TO FLY.

WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCTOR?

…IT HAD A VIRUS!

HOW DID THE SOLDIER FIT HIS TANK IN HIS HOUSE?

…IT WAS A FISH TANK!

Delta de l’Ebre: Amorsar; English: Breakfast; Català: Esmorzar

Breakfast: The first meal of the day, usually, eaten in the morning

Amorsar: Menjada que es fa al matí

English: Breakfast; Delta de L’Ebre: Amorsar; Catalan: Esmorzar

Amorsar: Menjada que es fa al matí

Breakfast: The first meal of the day, usually eaten in the morning

WHAT’S IS A ROBOT’S FAVORITE SNACK?

…COMPUTER CHIPS

WHY DO FISH SWIM IN SALT WATER? 

…BECAUSE PEPPER MAKE THEM SNEEZE.