ENGLISH JOKES: 16
WHY DIDN’T THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY?
…HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH
WHY DIDN’T THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY?
…HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH
HOW DO SMALL CHILDREN TRAVEL ?
… IN MINI-VANS
HOW CAN YOU TELL THE OCEAN IS FRIENDLY ?
…IT WAVES
WHAT KIND OF SNACK DO YOU HAVE DURING A SCARY MOVIE
… I SCREAM ( ICE CREAM)
WHERE DO COWS GO ON DATES?
…MOOOOVIES
WHY DID THE MAN THROW A CLOCK OUT OF THE WINDOW?
…HE WANTED TIME TO FLY.
WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCTOR?
…IT HAD A VIRUS!
HOW DID THE SOLDIER FIT HIS TANK IN HIS HOUSE?
…IT WAS A FISH TANK!
WHAT’S IS A ROBOT’S FAVORITE SNACK?
…COMPUTER CHIPS
WHY DO FISH SWIM IN SALT WATER?
…BECAUSE PEPPER MAKE THEM SNEEZE.
WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITHOUT WATER?
…ON A MAP¡
WHAT DID THE MATH BOOK TELL THE PENCIL?
…I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS
WHO RUNS FASTER, HOT OR COLD?
…HOT.
EVERYONE CAN CATCH A COLD.
WHICH ARE THE STRONGER DAYS OF THE WEEK?…SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.
THE REST ARE WEEKDAYS.
Why won’t elephants use the computer?
Because they are afraid of mouse!