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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 10

WHY DID THE MAN THROW A CLOCK OUT OF THE WINDOW? …HE WANTED TIME TO FLY.

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 9

WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCTOR? …IT HAD A VIRUS!

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 8

HOW DID THE SOLDIER FIT HIS TANK IN HIS HOUSE? …IT WAS A FISH TANK!

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 7

WHAT’S IS A ROBOT’S FAVORITE SNACK? …COMPUTER CHIPS

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 6

WHY DO FISH SWIM IN SALT WATER?  …BECAUSE PEPPER MAKE THEM SNEEZE.

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ENGLISH JOKES : NUMBER 5

WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITHOUT WATER? …ON A MAP¡

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 4

WHAT DID THE MATH BOOK TELL THE PENCIL? …I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS  

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ENGLISH JOKES : NUMBER 3

WHO RUNS FASTER, HOT OR COLD?  …HOT. EVERYONE CAN CATCH A COLD.

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 2

WHICH ARE THE STRONGER DAYS OF THE WEEK?…SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. THE REST ARE WEEKDAYS.

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ENGLISH JOKES: NUMBER 1

Why won’t  elephants   use the computer?   Because they are afraid of mouse!

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