Diari d'un Culer

Sovint comparen un gol amb un orgasme. No hi ha comparació, és millor un gol

27 de juliol de 2007
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Nit de sobredosis

A TV3 s’han tornat bojos. Venim de setmanes de sequera futbolistica, amb un mono insuportable i els de la nostra van i programen una nit sencera de Barça. Volen que morim de sobredosi el primer dia. Van començar amb l’estrena del Barça a la pretemporada. De postres, recull de meravelles d’Henry. I, de resopó, sessió nocturna de Messi. Quan va acabar tot, vaig sortir al balcó de casa i baixava pel carrer una riuada de baba de culers despistats que encara no han tret el pitet de l’armari. Massa teca per un primer dia.

El primer partir del Barça a la pretemporada sempre arriba quan creus que ja no pots més. No et queden ungles per devorar i, entre reposicions televisives i noticies de drogodependències que viatgen en bicicleta, ets al punt límit de tallar-te les venes. És aleshores quan apareix la llum i el Barça torna a fer rodar la pilota.

És igual si el rival és el Chelsea, el NewTeam de l’Oliver i el Bengi, el Dundee o la selecció del torneig solters contra casats de Aarhus, Dinamarca. L’important és veure els nous fitxatges vestits de blaugrana i començar-te a construir el conte de la lletera particular sobre la propera temporada.

Sí, sé que després de l’any passat més val ser humils. En comptes de pronosticar un 7 de 7 ens convé tirar del tòpic i dir que el Barça ha d’anar partit a partit… però jo no puc! O és què no veu veure l’estopa que reparteix la YayaYayaYayaYaya? I com l’Henry va estar a punt de marcar en la primera pilota que va tocar? No us vau preguntar si l’Abidal va caure de petit dins d’una farmaciola del Tour de França? Jo feia temps que no veia córrer tant a un jugador.

Sé que sóc el clàssic culer estúpid que ven la pell de l’ós abans d’haver-lo caçat, però prefereixo apostar al "Aquest any sí" que al "Aquest any patirem".

  1. Ei noi. Jo encara no he pogut veure res de tot això perquè estic a yankilandia i aqui no fan futbol! Son uns rucs que no entenen d’esports! quan comença la lliga? A veure si encara sere aqui….. quan es el proxim partit?

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