Diari d'un Culer

Sovint comparen un gol amb un orgasme. No hi ha comparació, és millor un gol

3 d'agost de 2007
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Portem tantes hores parlant de la maleïda gira asiàtica com quilòmetres hi ha entre St. Bartolomeu del Grau i Kyoto. El debat és més esgotador que qualsevol jet-lag que pugui viure un futbolista. Si tanta forma física han de perdre per anar fins al Japó, la solució és que tornin de l’extrem orient fent footing o amb bicicleta. Arribarien més quadrats que en Musculman.

Tots sabem que eren més saludables aquelles llargues concentracions holandeses. No existia la Llei Bosman, la cara dels cracs del Barça no apareixia a tot allò que comprem al super, els defenses centrals no sortien al Salsa Rosa i els japonesos no cantaven cançons en català. I sí, podem fer com la Karina i anar cantant per les tertúlies que cualquier tiempo pasado nos parece mejor, però és estúpid.

Com diu el mestre Puyal, m’hi jugaria un pèsol que el proper campió de la Champions ha fet una gira durant la seva pretemporada. I és que el que fa el Barça no és gaire diferent del que fa el Chelsea, el ManU, el Milan o l’Inter. Tampoc és diferent del que van fer aquests equips l’any passat o de la pretemporada del Barça fa un parell d’anys quan va guanyar-ho tot.

Que vagin al Japó, que venguin moltes samarretes, que en Soriano descarregui la seva famosa motxilla i que en Ronaldinho deixi anar molts somriures. I quan tornin a Barcelona, tothom a entrenar fort cada dia. Perquè allò que destorça la forma física no és anar de gira sinó anar al "gimnàs" en comptes d’entrenar-se al camp de la Masia.

  1. Adrià, recorda que també venen a la Xina, un autèntic mercat emergent on hi han molts culers que els cal donar satisfaccions per a què surtin de l’armari…

    Per cert, tinc entrades per anar a veure el partit que jugarem a Hong Kong el proper 10 d’agost. Ja t’explicaré.

    Salut!

  2. Fer gires no és incompatible amb una bona preparació física. Es pot fer ben fet i aquest any sembla que s’esta fent. Que en ronaldinho digui que aixo no es vida es un bon senyal.

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