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26 d'agost de 2007
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El dia de la marmota

Em desperto amb el pesigolleig de veure com torna la Lliga després d’un estiu ple de portades il·lusionants, "fantàstics" i debats acalorats sobre com posar a la gespa la quantitat ingent de cracs mundials que habiten el nostre vestidor. Però minut rere minut, tota la tinta estiuenca es converteix en un conte de la lletera i acabo veient que el partit contra el Ràcing és una repetició dels de la temporada passada. El nostre dia de la marmota.

El Sevilla passa per sobre del Getafe (amb 9), el Madrid remunta i el Barça punxa. Aquest malson és recorrent. Però no siguem resultadistes: l’important és saber com ha jugat l’equip i això encara fa més por. El Barça sembla un equip de Subbuteo; onze figures immòbils que només saben jugar al peu. Tots lents. Molt lents. I amb un entrenador que canvia a Messi al minut 20 de la segona part mentre un brasiler que diu que ja no toca els bongos es toca els ous a la banda esquerra.

Però, cony! no ens deprimirem ja al primer partit. La setmana que ve hi ha tenim la primera peregrinació cap a l’Estadi, haurem deixat endarrera l’agost i esperem que comenci la Lliga que ens han promès aquest estiu. Ens creurem una setmana més això de la millor plantilla del món, tot el que ens diuen sobre com van aprendre la lliçó de la temporada passada i pensarem que el partit d’avui només ha estat el darrer maldecap d’una ressaca dura de pair.

  1. El gran error va ser no cessar-lo a final de temporada. Els jugadors no necessiten un "col·lega", sinó un entrenador que els faci treballar i (sobretot) que mani, que prengui decisions. Encara que no agradin a alguna vaca sagrada.

    Ara toca donar-li confiança fins a Nadal. Però si no és capaç de redreçar l’equip i fer que el Barça torni a ser aquell equip que ens meravellava fa dos anys, la directiva hauria de ser valenta i portar un tècnic amb un perfil diferent. Amb la millor plantilla de tot el món, el Barça no pot continuar fent el ridícul.  

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